I WANT A DOG & I WANT ONE NOW . . .

 

I WANT A DOG

(not this one as such!)

I have become really obsessed with wanting a dog for the last couple months, I know with all the travelling I am doing at the minute that this would be totes impractical - so I am resisting the urges at the minute, but if any of you want a dog sitter I am available internationally!

xoxo

COOL KNUCKLE DUSTERS - but not made by me . . .

I need this in my life!!!

Knuckle Dusters are quite clearly something I adore - I have many in the jewellery form, I have the best MUG in the world that is a golden knuckle duster (thank you Mr Warren), but what I don't have is an iphone cover that is a knuckle duster . . .

Don't worry guys (just in case you were) I will be purchasing this week - this isn't something I feel I can go on with out for too long.  The only real problem will be that as I wear so many rings it mightn't actually fit on my hand!!

Knuckle Dusters Rock my world!

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Moi on Thursday - having a bling bling knuckle duster day!

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SKULLS . . .

LOVING this skull hairband . . .

Whilst none of my FSAugusta jewellery is skull based (because too many other peoples are . . . some of which I think is great & some of which I really don't) . . . I do love Skulls . . .

I have scarfs with skulls (McQueen obvies), t-shirts, shot glasses, vodka bottles, candle holders, candles, lamps & numerous other items that are skull based . . .

So this hairband needs to be hunted down & added to the collection ASAP.

Kind of enjoying the candy floss hair too.

xoxo

Floral Skull . . .

Nothing too much to say about this rose skull - apart from I really like it!!

Hope you do to.

xoxo 

I LOVE ME

These are ideal for me - the vacuous pencil!!
xoxo

Terry Lovin . . .

Loving this pic of Candice Swanepol by my beloved Terry . . .

I feel like that there maybe some new Terry loving coming up later this week . . .

xoxo

LiLo . . .

Hello LiLo how I love you so

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Hello VERSACE . . .

As seen in USA ELLE APRIL 2012

Please can I have this dress?! I really really want it . . . & I am pretty sure I deserve it too . . .

How to mix up your FSAugusta Facet Rings with you existing pieces . . .

People often wonder how they can were some of the larger FSA pieces if they already where a lot of rings!! Whilst they most definitely make a statement on their own, trust me you can layer them up just as easily, I do it pretty much every day!!

So as I you know by now my vacuous nature has allowed me to take a pic of moi - accessorizing the 'Mini Facet Knuckle Duster' & 'The Lady'the largest of the rings on my middle finger, all new pieces that have been introduced into the INFAMOUS RANGE . . . these have all been accessorized with many of my daily rings , including rings that I had as a child that have now been forced onto my pinky, antiques from relatives that have passed, rings that have sentimental value & my large turquoise piece that I snagged from a market in Amsterdam towards the end of last year . . .

I would love to see more of how you were your FSA so pls feel free to email them in!!!

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IT'S NOT YOUR HAIR . . .

As some one who often dares to wear a fair bit of fake hair - when my fab friend Rosa bought this hilarious song to my attention I had to pass it on!!

THIS IS AH-MAZING

Thanks Rosa!!!

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You look like a prostitute . . .

Golden girls  . . . Sophia to Blanche "You look like a prostitute"

I hope someone can still say that about me when I am Blanche Devereaux's age . . . ha ha

xoxo

GRILLS ROCK - NO I AM NOT JOKING & NO I HAVE NOT SUDDENLY BECOME 'GANGSTA' . . .

Sooooo as mentioned on my facebook 'time line' yesterday . . . my taste for all things over sized & repellent has grown even more of late & one way in which that is evident - MY LOVE FOR GRILLS . . .

OK so I know I wouldn't suit one I know I would look ridiculous - but I guess again it's the magpie in me (you can never wear too much bling & in the jewellery department at least sorry no less is sometimes definitely not more)  that makes them really appeal to me.  I found these images on one of my ever favorite blogs that I often mention & refer too Bitching & Junkfood the other week - and my love was confirmed even more - I in fact saw this as an affirmation of my 'good taste'

So um does anyone know where I can get 'measured/fitted' or what ever the terminology is for a grill - I am only half joking - I REALLY  want one - maybe I will give my dentist a call & see if he can help!!!??

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I F**KING LOVE TACKY NAILS . . .

I honestly don't know what's wrong with me!! I know these are super tacky but I can't help but love them . . . I think its a bit like my thing for fugly shoes??!

And my 'its so wrong its right' thing - they are so God damn awful that I f**king love them!!!  They are horrendous - therefore they are fabulous!!?

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HOT LIPS . . .

I heart this lipstick look . . .

whilst they are not exactly the most kissable of lips (damn it) they are super hot!!

And they will most definitely be in my next location shoot for 'other work' they are fantastic!!

xoxo

Versace & Passing out on sofas . . .

So yes we all know of my vacuous love of Versace especial home furnishings I love the ostentatious over indulgence that Versace brings.  I also love that the exuberant prints on so many garments are oh so similar to that of the sofa or the curtains etc - when some one says 'she looks like she is wearing the curtains (again)' I would simply be thankful!!!

So I had to post this Miesel picture as many of you also now of my penchant for passing out on the sofa! Therefore I think this picture is ahh- mazing.

xoxo

LOOK OF THE DAY - BACKLESS & CHANEL!!

A look of the day as I haven't done one in a while . . .

Loving this look - the backless top with Chanel necklace worn backwards . . .  

I never really do backless FYI its not normally very me (despite me liking the look) but these has inspired me so expect to see me in a similar vain this summer! You lucky lot ha ha!!

Also this and Ulrikke Lund are inspiring me to go a bit blonder & a maybe a bit shorter too - thoughts people?!

xoxo

lackadaisical lent . . .

So after a some what lackadaisical lent this image is pretty similar to the scene that befell me on Easter morning . . .

in fact this has continued a little into today!!

I HEART FOOD (TOO MUCH)

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I am Barbie . . .

One of my all time besties Vanessa & Moi as Barbies . . .

These little ones now live in her lounge courtesy of Jenny, Vanessa's mum! They now get to watch all our crazy antics!!!

Her head is way bigger than mine here (which I really like ha ha) . . . but I have a side fringe which isn't too hot & my hair is even more dehydrated than in the real world.

But thanks Jenny for finding mini besties in the form of Barbies.

LOVES IT

xoxo 

Happy Easter . . .

Happy Easter one and all . . .

Hope you are having a fab day whatever it is you get up too!

It's cocktails ahoy here!

xoxo

Car pool . . .

I want this car pool sans the cheesy dude in the front seat . . .

Perfect for sunny days (like today), I know I would look awesome posing in the back with a whole pile of gold on ha ha!! 

Love this pic!!

xoxo

The 'MINI FACET' and the 'MINI FACET KNUCKLE DUSTER' went to FRANCE . . .

So as ever I was 'behaving' myself in France last week - literally swinging from the rafters in a rather strange looking bar that is filled with extremely creepy looking dolls (lots more pics to follow)but just though that you might like to see the 'MINI FACET' and the 'MINI FACET KNUCKLE DUSTER' enjoying there first trip to France ha ha!!!

xoxo

FUGLY SHOES . . .

I for some reason love these F**KING UGLY SHOES

I am pretty sure that the only reason I love these shoes is the sparkly s**t all over them - we all know I am a magpie . . .

LOVES IT

thank you Bitching & Junkfood (as ever)

xoxo

Barbie glasses . . .

 

I adore these hilarious sunglasses & I will be getting out my glue gun & crystals this week!! Ha ha!!

xoxo